Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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