I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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