Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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