at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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