Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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