So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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