Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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