I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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