i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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