I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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