before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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