you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
my liver is dry heaving
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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