Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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