if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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