I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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