your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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