I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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