Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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