Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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