so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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