Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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