I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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