Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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