No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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