another moral hangover. fuck.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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