I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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