I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Enjoy the penises
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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