My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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