Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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