I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
