i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he was CRYING into my vagina
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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