Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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