Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize