he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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