On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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