I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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