You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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