we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
