Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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