he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Do plants get herpes?
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