party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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