I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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