Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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