Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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