Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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