there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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