I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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