his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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