Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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