so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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