Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Randomize