1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
