i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
How does one acquire holy water?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
